Sexy Vegetarian!

Don't Mess With The Captain

Hanging with mah homies. Peace Corps, 2001.

Hello Ladies!

They call me Humplestiltskin!



Happy Hump Day!!

Magic Rubber Band Man

Looks hard doesn't it? LOL!! Yes, it takes years of hard work and practice. Discipline too! But look at the payoff!!

I Love A Parade

Pink Rangers Glee Squad - we marched in a local parade, performing song and dance. VERY well received; we got the most entertaining performers award!

LALALA...

Onstage - TalentPlus event, Montreal Quebec, 2006.

Hoops

Our basketball team were state champs 3 years running.

Family Reunion 2005

My family tries to get together once a year. This is a great shot of me and my cousins.



clockwise, L to R: Durlie, Corkle, Otis Jr., Me, Bunger, Margle and Crink.

We always perform our family song.

"There’s a wreath of sausage on the door

We’ve cleaned the bloodstains off the floor

And cousins they will come from all around

We’ll have deep-fried squirrel and possum stew

Collard greens and chitlins too

And grandpa’s special brew to wash it down"

behold the power and the might

Hear the pounding army of the night
The call of metal summons us tonight



My band - 1988.

"If The Game Ain't Money, Then I Ain't Playin ..."

Whirling and Twirling

and having a blast!! LOL!

A daring Little Clown

named Pierrot.



2001 - A special show I starred in called "Clown on a Wire". I played Pierrot.

As Playbill magazine said "a touching and heart tugging story of deceit and redemption under the big top and high above the carefree crowds. Laugh, cry and cheer along with marionette boy Pierrot as he overcomes a lifetime of neglect to finally, truthfully discover his inner freedom and joy."

"You'll marvel at this truly unique display of circus daredevilry and playful, sensual self-discovery!"

"Destined for Broadway and your heart!"

The Power and the Glory

of a beautiful and finely tuned body.



I took first place.

Nudity is Freedom

About 8 years ago I was a nude model, one of the better jobs I've held!

Privateers were a special brand of pirates

and I'm a descendent. ARRRR!

We could be Heroes

Me and my crazy cousins, just hanging out before a night of clubbing.

Ah The Majestic Bagpipe

My heritage, My heart.

Everyone in the world loves a Clown!

Clown college was a blast! Under the big top worlds of wonder await!

King Frog in the House!

Burning Man blew my mind!

Tony Little Changed My Life

and my body.



I admire his dedication and drive.

Language is the Dress of Thought

Oh to have lived in the 18th century. Such pomp and circumstance. I've just learned to sew. I think this is a pretty good first design.

It was good to see you back at the Peach Pit tonight

Working on "90210" in season 2 was a life changing experience and one I wouldn't change for the world. A more talented cast I've yet to see, a true privilege to work with. And oh, that Donna!

Michael Alig was my Homeboy

They used to call me Qwerty Nitrous.

Going for the Gold

I ended up with Silver, but what a routine! My coach inspired me to never give up and to follow my dreams. Mr. Patrick, you changed my life!



*Do you like the costume? Specially made to match my music choice "Unbreak my heart!"

Power Up!

My favorite game. My favorite Hero. Here's to you, Mario.

I was a bit of a wrestling prodigy. They called me Master of Psyche.

Folk Music

It does a body good.

Hi Uncle Otis!

Uncle Otis is a real inspiration to me. I helped out on his farm all through my teens. People think we look alike. What a compliment! See you soon "Otes"!

Cycling

Great sport, GREAT clothes, and the freedom!!

A Yabba Dabba Doo Time

Had a gay old time at the Black Rock outdoor Roller Disco.

ROCK N' ROLL!!!

The Buffoons is my band, formed 2004. We have a few gigs lined up in the next couple of months, watch for us and hope to see ya there!! Nirvana covers are our specialty.

The most magical stunning bird

is the swan.



Here's another Synchro pic from Synchro Summer Sensation 2006. It was awesome to perform our piece "The Gilded Gossamer Prince" outdoors.

They Call it Water Ballet

I call it FUN!



Synchronized swimming (or Synchro) actually takes a lot of strength and control. My team possesses both. Love you all!

I'll give you a ride...

Every girl wants a pony, right? LOL!

The 80's

were really good to me!

Special Achievement

Follow your dreams... they are achievable!

Boys Night!

Me n' the guys, Pokerama 2006! I was the big winner!

Clang Clang!

I just love Monkeys! This is a great way to earn extra change for laundry!

Blargh

The one time I drank, I felt SOOO bad, LOL!

My new celebrity look a likes

So cool! I'm honored!

Sexy Saturday!

Mrrowrr!



Soccer keeps my body fit and my mind sharp! This is from my vacation to glorious Prince Edward Island. Yes, you can find a nude beach if you look hard, LOL!

Happy Days

Were here again on this magical sunny summer afternoon! Our cottage was one of my favorite places! Teenage dreams are truly made of this!

Yo Yo Yo!

I can bring it old skool stylees! LOL! So much fun!

When life gets you down...

Cub scout troop 24 made a lot of money selling these mugs! I'm proud to say I was the top seller that year! Inspiration is always in style!

Jellicle Cats come out tonight

I just had to share yet another snippet of one of my favorite things with you. You guessed it: Dance.



Rehearsing Cats with 2 great dancers (and great girls) Amy and Shasta. Hard work but so worth it.

"We're quiet enough in the morning hours
We're quiet enough in the afternoon
Reserving our terpsichorean powers
To dance by the light of the Jellicle Moon "

Free Your Mind and The Rest Will Follow

Yogic flying is an amazing way to achieve permanent peace and is my favorite yogic art. I keep getting better and better. Bliss!

Happy Hump Day!

LOL, I'm the humpback of Hump Day!



Keep your chin up and have a good one!

*this was actually my Halloween costume last year. I was a cancerous mole!

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

My faith has helped me through many a dark day.

Ahh... Europe

I was a model for about 6 months in Paris. The hard lifestyle was not for me. The great clothes were though!!

The Lazy Hazy Crazy days of Middle School

My love of the theater started early and has stayed with me to this day. Here I am in one of my earliest (and one of my favorite) roles: Greaser #2.